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Comment Re:It's normal. (Score 1) 814

Smart guns need smart owners, that's the problem.

All guns need smart owners. But gun owners are human. Not all are smart, and those that are, are not always so. That is the real problem.

Of course, the word "smart" is completely interchangeable with "educated", "sane", "law-abiding", "sober", and any number of characteristics desirable in those entrusted with the responsibility of owning a lethal weapon.

Comment Re:Glad to see a italic-nib fountain pen option (Score 1) 69

Peasant: What I object to is you automatically assume superiority.

WillAdams: Well I do write with a fountain pen!

Peasant: Oh, fountain pen? Very nice! An why do you do that, then?

WillAdams: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft MontBlanc from the bosom of the water. Signifying by divine providence that I, WillAdams, shall be placed above the hordes of Bic-toting plebeians. That is why I am your better!

Peasant: You can't expect to become an elevated being just because some watery tart threw a pen at you.

WillAdams: Be quiet!

Peasant: Strange women lying in ponds distributing writing implements is no basis for a system of class distinction.

WillAdams: Shut up!

Peasant: I mean, if I went round saying I was enlightened because some moistened bint had lobbed a Schaeffer at me, they'd put me away!

WillAdams: Shut up, will you. Shut UP!

Comment Re:Isn't this what we would expect. (Score 1) 117

Yes, and unlike you, I also used my brain: Chopping something that's lighter than water in half doesn't change the fact that it's still lighter than water. Repeating a process a thousand more times and expecting a different result isn't just wrong... it's the very definition of insanity.

Brain use is good, but things aren't always as simple as you think. Some plastics are heavier than water, but float anyway. Polystyrene is a classic example. It is actually slightly heavier than seawater (around 1.05 gm/cm3 vs 1.03 gm/cm3) therefore, it sinks. Expanded polystyrene (aka styrofoam) is comprised of exactly the same polymer, but has minute cells of air incorporated into its physical structure, thereby reducing its effective density to as little as 0.035 gm/cm^3. Now, that stuff floats. The more finely you divide a piece of styrofoam, the more cells you rupture and the closer you will get to each piece being solid polystyrene which will, as we have established, sink.

Comment Re:I am a 1337 hax0r (Score 1) 293

British people have sexual fetishes involving urine (so called "golden showers") at the highest rate per capita in the world. Most Brits have engaged in it at least once in their lives. Something with such a strong cultural association is bound to creep into slang eventually, that's all.

Do you really want to play that card without citation?

Consider the number of uses of "ass" and "butt" that have not just crept in, but become firmly lodged in US slang. I'll get you started...

  • Shove it up your ass
  • Blow it our your ass
  • Kiss my ass
  • I'll kick / whoop your ass
  • His ass is grass / toast / history
  • His ass is mine
  • That chaps my ass / burns my butt
  • I'll have his ass in a sling
  • Big-ass (house, car, whatever)
  • Asshole
  • Asswipe
  • Asshat
  • Ass-clown
  • Butthurt / buttsore

... to name but a few (pun intended).

Now consider the strength of the cultural association that let to such popularity of usage. Finally, consider again whether you really want to tug at that thread.

Comment Re:Partner? (Score 1) 141

Exactly. The term "girlfriend" suggests a lack of maturity (either in the person or in the relationship), "lover" suggests a clandestine arrangement and "fuckbuddy" suggests a lack of emotional attachment (additionally, in most circles, use of the term is frowned upon). "Partner" is the only word I can think of which conveys a relationship with the maturity and completeness of a marriage without actually being a marriage.

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