Music while on hold...
"Hello this is the IT department, what can I do for you today?"
"I need help FAST! I am trying to take advantage of the Facebook IPO, but my transaction is not going through the purchasing software!"
"I'm sorry to hear that, let me take a look on my end... OH, Ah, Oh, I see that your purchase amount is above the IT department's trading policy limit, so the order can not go through"
"THIS IS NOT ITS JOB TO DETERMINE THIS!! THIS NEEDS TO GO THROUGH IMMEDIATELY! TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE!!"
"According to policy C-1474, all transactions above $5000 will need to be put through IT's weekly security and trading meeting."
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"WHEN'S THAT!"
"Thursday."
"WHAT THE F***"!"
"Sorry for your frustration. I have started a problem ticket in the system... the ticket number is four, Seven, Three, Two, DEE as in Delta..."
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