His business card said "Office of the Public Defender."

Here is the actual washing machine.

If I enter -$1000 will they credit my PayPal account?

I used to think the author(s) of Revelations were unbelievably prescient and ahead of their time in predicting the ascendence of bar codes, RFID tags, etc. to identify and to number people.

Now with facial recognition, and with DNA readers in the future, who needs to "mark" people?

The President should have his own Beaver.

So how is the business model going to be different than that of Iridium? How much will they have to charge, will it be profitable, and what's different this time?

More to the point, coins, no longer made of precious metals, don't jingle anymore. Instead of ka-ching they go ka-clack.

By the time the light affects you, there will be a different display technology in use that doesn't pose the same alleged health risk

Annoyingly enough it is this shoe.

No, Mod GP -1 inaccurate. Lotus 1-2-3 never ran on the Apple ][ family. It ran on the PC from the get-go. It was launched in 1983, not 1982.

I'll vouch for that since I'm over 40. ;) Darned millenials who get their microcomputer history from vague recollections of wikipedia articles.

You mean "7 years experience in Windows Server 2012."

If companies gave a rat's ass about hiring competent workers, job recruiters would speak English.

Like every other smartwatch in recorded history, after a year or two the OEM will decide it isn't making enough money, and they will suddenly stop the data feed or whatever, and if you're lucky, the thing will still function as a wristwatch.

Stir in a little melatonin and give the ear to Evander Holyfield.