Comment Re:bomb the internet? (Score 5, Funny) 117
Shatner needs 140 characters just for whitespace.
Shatner needs 140 characters just for whitespace.
Bloomberg says you're allowed one gulp or two swallows. He didn't state his personal preference.
Ballmer's pants are 200% full.
I'll be almost 2.5 gigaseconds old and won't give one nanoshit.
Nationalism and protectionism are fundamental when it comes to protecting a nation.
I think he had a right to know if they had fixed it, or if his own private information was still vulnerable to prying eyes.
Attacks do damage. The only thing this kid attacked was the school's irresponsibility. The school acknowledged that there was no malicious intent on his part.
I guess she should know a thing or two about mental illness since she is, herself, a sociopath.
Are you saying that we should start hunting FBI agents instead of playing angry birds?
Go class!!! Wear number fore!!!
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I think the moral of this story is "don't steal".
The moral of the parent post and the fact that the moderators see it as "insightful" is that slashdot is a bastion of immoral pricks.
It's made of plastic and snapped together like a kid's toy. It's a fucking joke. Boeing has sunk as low as airbus.
ABEND: 0xFEEDFACE: core dumped to shit chute. Clean it, biatch.
That's their chief weapon... incompetence.
Their weapons are incompetence, lawyers and flying chairs.
Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.