I'm from Minnesnowta. You want snow? Talk to me in 3 months when I can't see my next-door neighbors house 30 feet away because of the walls of snow drifts.
Haven't had a power outage in years here, either - what're you all doing so wrong with your electrical grid that some frozen water flakes mess it up, hmm?
Last time accepted submitter rjmx writes
Fixed that for you...
Unlikely that having a black roof actually helps out your house at all. Anecdotal evidence, having a black car in the winter never made it any easier to start, and the cab was never any warmer. However, having a black car in the summer? Much hotter in the cab.
Also, aren't you neglecting snow as a factor? That tends to be pretty white anyway, and that naturally happens.
stabbing their "Developers! Developers! Developers!" in the back
They've simply updated their motto: "Die! Die! DIE!"
Air pollution is really making us pay through the nose.