Her price range ($1,500 - $2,000) and level of technical aptitude (or lack thereof) makes her a perfect Apple candidate. This is my recommendation too.

If she ever just -has- to run Windows, make sure to get the 256GB SSD in it, so you've got room for two healthy sized partitions.

So it installs Windows ME on itself? Chilling.

With RAM that fast and cheap, 640kB ought to be enough for anyone!

Whoops, I mean 6.40 x 10^7 kB. THAT ought to do it.

Now I can reveal Nickel for the evil backstabbing bastard element it is!!

Thank GOD! I felt so scared I was going to die to terrorists, when I managed to catch my flight to Denver in under 30 minutes of xrays, scanning, and waiting in line. Something needs to be done remove this streamlined process. We're talking about entire HOURS less of waiting in line while the TSA herds people like cattle. It's about time someone corrected this oversight at MSP and got those wait times up where they belong.

Now we can clone this caveman creature, on a private island, with a theme park tourist-attraction setting! Spare no expense, of course!

And lose iPhone prototypes without being publicly embarrassed.

I'm sure the next space shuttle crew will really appreci-.... Awww I joked myself sad. -_-