Well said ;)

I think it's all the aliens the government hides there. They're not used to Earth food.

The language is called Dutch. We invented it, you ruined it. New York was called Nieuw Amsterdam until we stupidly let go of it. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Amsterdam

And then the cashier runs it through that little machine they have and pronounces it false.

There's only one response to this initiative. LOL!

And of course: "Doctors are baffled," which is even true in this case.

It's like Rincewind said: "I like boring. It lasts."

Reading the reactions I find it amazing how many climate experts there are on slashdot.

On my first computer that had a CD drive I could just finish Myst before the CD drive died and went to heaven. Many many drives followed until adventure games started to be run from the hard drive. Nowadays I hardly use my CD/DVD drive anymore.

I always use a black marker on them. Luckily the blue LED craze is more or less over now.

Why feed the troll?

Thank you! You learn something every day.

No I don't use 8.1 on a tablet. How do I swipe on my PC?

You can place them on the wings of the windmill.

Is he waiting for his big sister, Linux On The Desktop?