twoears - Slashdot User

Comment HP isn't new to watches (Score 1) 84

by twoears on Friday March 04, 2011 @12:28PM (#35380430) Attached to: HP Announces a Watch That Unifies WebOS Devices

But I'd rather have an HP 01. In a class by itself.

Comment Who modded parent Insightful? It's FUNNY! (Score 1) 325

by twoears on Tuesday March 01, 2011 @01:27PM (#35348774) Attached to: Open Source Guy Takes the Hardest Job At Microsoft

WIMP - lmao!

Comment Good to see Amazon pulling out (Score 1) 811

by twoears on Friday February 11, 2011 @02:04PM (#35177188) Attached to: Amazon Pulling Out of Texas Over $269 Million Tax Bill

Too bad George Sr. didn't.

Comment Finally, an app (Score 1) 323

by twoears on Thursday February 10, 2011 @12:26PM (#35163048) Attached to: Vatican Bans IOS Confession App

to make iPhone owners repent!

Comment A proud moment (Score 2) 329

by twoears on Saturday February 05, 2011 @10:48AM (#35111178) Attached to: Sarah Palin Seeks To Trademark Her Name

A proud moment for the Palin family. Scumbag Levi Johnston must be very happy he got the hell out of Dodge. Problem is, he didn't get out of Bristol in time.

Comment Re:Wishing him well (Score 1) 471

by twoears on Monday January 17, 2011 @04:47PM (#34908750) Attached to: Steve Jobs Taking Medical Leave of Absence

Please extend the same sentiment when Bush, Palin, Limbaugh, Stewart, Castro, Chavez, Gaddafi, Sarkozy, Uwe Boll and many others do not feel well.

I don't count some of them as "fellow human beings."

Comment With regard to it being a breakthrough (Score 1) 500

by twoears on Tuesday December 28, 2010 @12:43AM (#34682920) Attached to: Putin Orders Russian Move To GNU/Linux

The sound you just heard was an executive chair flying through a window of the biggest office in Redmond. "I'll fscking kill Putin!"

Comment Makes me think of (Score 1) 60

by twoears on Thursday December 16, 2010 @07:28PM (#34581604) Attached to: Calculator Networking With CALCnet and Doors CS

Microsoft Bob. The networking part is cool, but the rest is a 'meh'. And it's still a crappy TI calculator. I'll take my HP any day.

Comment Analog (Score 1) 141

by twoears on Sunday December 12, 2010 @02:31AM (#34527538) Attached to: All-Analog DIY Segway Project

As an audiophile I proclaim this as proof that analog is better than digital, but only when ordered with the audiophile version 48 kHz motor controllers to avoid the piercing 6 kHz whine, along with fancy hookup wire.

Comment Re:Help me out here (Score 1) 507

by twoears on Tuesday December 07, 2010 @12:02PM (#34474470) Attached to: Annual power consumption at your residence?

You leave everything on, including lights, at night while you sleep and when you're at work during the day?

Comment Shame on Apple (Score 1) 172

by twoears on Tuesday November 30, 2010 @12:29PM (#34389802) Attached to: Apple Sues Steve Jobs Figurine Maker Over Likeness

But what I'd like to see is a Larry Ellison voodoo doll.

Comment Re:Do not eat pumpkin pie with your relatives. (Score 1) 173

by twoears on Tuesday November 23, 2010 @11:55PM (#34327178) Attached to: Pumpkin Pie increases Male Sex Drive

Especially in West Virginia.

Comment Apparently for him... (Score 1) 236

by twoears on Tuesday November 23, 2010 @12:49AM (#34314088) Attached to: Former Employee Stole Ford Secrets Worth $50 Million

Stealing was Job 1.

Comment I'm becoming more and more convinced (Score 5, Insightful) 160

by twoears on Tuesday November 09, 2010 @09:35PM (#34181950) Attached to: What's the Oracle Trial Against SAP Really About?

Larry Ellison is becoming more of a software terrorist every day.

Comment I always knew (Score 1) 166

by twoears on Tuesday November 09, 2010 @03:39PM (#34177738) Attached to: Steve Ballmer Reveals His Secret Twitter Account

I always knew he was a twit. This just confirms it.

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