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Comment you know who protected his purity of essence? (Score 4, Funny) 448

by Thud457 on Tuesday June 24, 2014 @09:39AM (#47305509) Attached to: $500k "Energy-Harvesting" Kickstarter Scam Unfolding Right Now

But... but... TESLA!

deathray...

Comment D'oh! (Score 2) 36

by Thud457 on Monday June 23, 2014 @05:39PM (#47300719) Attached to: Otherlab Working on a 'Fundamental Jump' in Technology for Exoskeletons (Video)

Missed it by that much Tim said Swiftly.

Comment we won the race to the bottom! USA! USA! USA! (Score 1) 308

by Thud457 on Monday June 23, 2014 @12:51PM (#47298743) Attached to: Interviews: Ask Lawrence Lessig About His Mayday PAC

I never understood why you libertarians always make such a big deal about flea markets. These days it's mostly expired dollar store crap and people that make your typical Walmart customer look classy.

Comment auto-Goodwin'd! (Score 1) 192

by Thud457 on Monday June 23, 2014 @11:33AM (#47298109) Attached to: China Builds Artificial Islands In South China Sea

You know who else was critical of others' grammar mistakes?

Comment Re:Water on mars for self-sustaining city (Score 1) 275

by Thud457 on Thursday June 19, 2014 @02:42PM (#47274775) Attached to: Elon Musk: I'll Put a Human On Mars By 2026

You don't have to worry about anti-nuclear NIMBYs on Mars.
You do have to worry about militant Greens though. K'breel's hive will slit your throat right quick if you hesitate in passing the water.

Comment I remember when Mars was unspoiled wilderness... (Score 2) 275

by Thud457 on Thursday June 19, 2014 @11:08AM (#47272467) Attached to: Elon Musk: I'll Put a Human On Mars By 2026

hopefully the colonists will be able to avoid bringing dysentery with them.

Comment Re:Speculation... (Score 1) 455

by Thud457 on Thursday June 19, 2014 @09:10AM (#47271049) Attached to: NADA Is Terrified of Tesla

Elon Musk wants to put a man on Mars by 2026.

But what he's not telling us is that man is the President of Earth, and he wants 100 Billion dollars to give him back.

Are you BAD enough to rescue the President from Mars?
Bad Dudes 2026.

Comment should rename them the "Donald Sterlings" (Score 5, Funny) 646

by Thud457 on Wednesday June 18, 2014 @04:36PM (#47266069) Attached to: Washington Redskins Stripped of Trademarks

At least they removed the "Boston" slur.

Not sure if "Atlanta" is any better.

Comment Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel (Score 1) 387

by Thud457 on Wednesday June 18, 2014 @11:50AM (#47263369) Attached to: Code Spaces Hosting Shutting Down After Attacker Deletes All Data

Lord Kril at Rylos.

Comment remember when Walmart was all "Buy American!" ? (Score 0) 289

by Thud457 on Tuesday June 17, 2014 @12:00PM (#47254923) Attached to: Kingston and PNY Caught Bait-and-Switching Cheaper Components After Good Reviews

The problem with the race to the bottom is that everybody ends up at the bottom. Usually sooner than expected.

Comment Re:you forgot Cpt. Bananas! (Score 1) 396

by Thud457 on Monday June 16, 2014 @12:26PM (#47246831) Attached to: "Super Bananas" May Save Millions of Lives In Africa

I was bitten by a genetically-engineered banana, and I didn't get any superpowers. Just a scaly rash.

Comment screw those guys (Score 2) 211

by Thud457 on Thursday June 12, 2014 @02:05PM (#47223863) Attached to: Tesla Releases Electric Car Patents To the Public

Nobody wants to go to North Dakota or Mississippi anyway.
Actually, the current map doesn't cover a good part of the deep South or most of northern Tea-bag-anistan. But it does cover the important (sic) parts of Texas, WTF.

Comment scabs suck. next you'll skip paying bribes. (Score 1) 507

by Thud457 on Wednesday June 11, 2014 @12:08PM (#47213063) Attached to: Uber Demonstrations Snarl Traffic In London, Madrid, Berlin

$300,000 for a license to operate a cab?!!
Look at me, mr internet entrepreneur guy, disruptin' your business model because I'm a special fuckin' snowflake and the rules don't apply to me!

Comment troll or SUPERtroll? (Score 1) 155

by Thud457 on Wednesday June 11, 2014 @10:01AM (#47211833) Attached to: Apple To Be Investigated By the EU Over Tax Affairs

What we need is a uniform global taxation scheme so these corporate people can't slip through the cracks between countries. I say the UN should set up a bureau enact such a regimen.

Comment Re:Scrapheap Challenge (Score 1) 186

by Thud457 on Wednesday June 11, 2014 @09:46AM (#47211683) Attached to: Toyota Investigating Hovercars

My bet is they're looking at something related to the wing-in-ground effect like the Russians experimented with. So the "car" would only "hover" while in forward motion.

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