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Comment should rename them the "Donald Sterlings" (Score 5, Funny) 646

by Thud457 on Wednesday June 18, 2014 @04:36PM (#47266069) Attached to: Washington Redskins Stripped of Trademarks

At least they removed the "Boston" slur.

Not sure if "Atlanta" is any better.

Comment Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel (Score 1) 387

by Thud457 on Wednesday June 18, 2014 @11:50AM (#47263369) Attached to: Code Spaces Hosting Shutting Down After Attacker Deletes All Data

Lord Kril at Rylos.

Comment remember when Walmart was all "Buy American!" ? (Score 0) 289

by Thud457 on Tuesday June 17, 2014 @12:00PM (#47254923) Attached to: Kingston and PNY Caught Bait-and-Switching Cheaper Components After Good Reviews

The problem with the race to the bottom is that everybody ends up at the bottom. Usually sooner than expected.

Comment Re:you forgot Cpt. Bananas! (Score 1) 396

by Thud457 on Monday June 16, 2014 @12:26PM (#47246831) Attached to: "Super Bananas" May Save Millions of Lives In Africa

I was bitten by a genetically-engineered banana, and I didn't get any superpowers. Just a scaly rash.

Comment screw those guys (Score 2) 211

by Thud457 on Thursday June 12, 2014 @02:05PM (#47223863) Attached to: Tesla Releases Electric Car Patents To the Public

Nobody wants to go to North Dakota or Mississippi anyway.
Actually, the current map doesn't cover a good part of the deep South or most of northern Tea-bag-anistan. But it does cover the important (sic) parts of Texas, WTF.

Comment scabs suck. next you'll skip paying bribes. (Score 1) 507

by Thud457 on Wednesday June 11, 2014 @12:08PM (#47213063) Attached to: Uber Demonstrations Snarl Traffic In London, Madrid, Berlin

$300,000 for a license to operate a cab?!!
Look at me, mr internet entrepreneur guy, disruptin' your business model because I'm a special fuckin' snowflake and the rules don't apply to me!

Comment troll or SUPERtroll? (Score 1) 155

by Thud457 on Wednesday June 11, 2014 @10:01AM (#47211833) Attached to: Apple To Be Investigated By the EU Over Tax Affairs

What we need is a uniform global taxation scheme so these corporate people can't slip through the cracks between countries. I say the UN should set up a bureau enact such a regimen.

Comment Re:Scrapheap Challenge (Score 1) 186

by Thud457 on Wednesday June 11, 2014 @09:46AM (#47211683) Attached to: Toyota Investigating Hovercars

My bet is they're looking at something related to the wing-in-ground effect like the Russians experimented with. So the "car" would only "hover" while in forward motion.

Comment like those are hard to see on teh intarwebs (Score 1) 110

by Thud457 on Tuesday June 10, 2014 @08:53AM (#47201935) Attached to: GoDaddy Files For $100 Million IPO

but... but... Dannica Patrick's TITS!
ok, granted, those are a pretty heavily leveraged commodity, too...

Comment this is slashdot, motherfucker! (Score 1) 136

by Thud457 on Monday June 09, 2014 @05:10PM (#47198161) Attached to: Tesla Makes Improvements To Model S

get you trolling proper canonical form:

No wireless. Less space than a Chevy Nomad. Lame

Comment Re:Too bad about evolution (Score 1) 161

by Thud457 on Monday June 09, 2014 @04:18PM (#47197711) Attached to: Interviews: Forrest Mims Answers Your Questions

Agreed. Just because Issac Newton was an alchemist and a kabalist doesn't make his cookies taste any less good.

Comment hmmmm, seems familiar.... (Score 1) 230

by Thud457 on Monday June 09, 2014 @03:24PM (#47197225) Attached to: Musk Will Open Up Tesla Supercharger Patents To Spur Development

A cynical PR ploy would be GM doing live demonstrations electrocuting stray dogs and rogue elephants to warn the public to the dangers of Tesla superchargers.

Comment Re:College (Score 5, Insightful) 85

by Thud457 on Friday June 06, 2014 @02:51PM (#47181881) Attached to: Lose Sleep, Fail To Form Memory

I always thought 36-hour shifts in medical internship was stupidly counter-productive.

Comment you wouldn't throw away a car after one use... (Score 2) 54

by Thud457 on Thursday June 05, 2014 @01:10PM (#47173099) Attached to: SpaceX Landing Video Cleanup Making Progress

Somebody needs to throw together one of those X-Files "I WANT TO BELIEVE" parody posters with a fuzzy Falcon 9 1st stage coming down for a fiery landing exactly as described by Ezekiel.

Comment I WANT TO BELIEVE (Score 2) 54

by Thud457 on Thursday June 05, 2014 @09:51AM (#47171379) Attached to: SpaceX Landing Video Cleanup Making Progress

It still looks like it was filmed with a Logitech potato.

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