I specifically told them NOT to put a floppy disk drive in there (although I wasn't really thinking of the Russians at the time).

Minimum Sheikh Royalty Prices?

This experiment has already been carried out in the Black Sea, and the results are not good.

Except for the jellyfish. For them, their clipboards say Results are excellent!

Put Snowden on this! STAT!

Take the time

Well I *was* going to take some time off. Not that I'm any sort of developer, mind you. Just sayin'

"I'm waiting for 8.1, dammit! Seriously!!!"

He may have something that he knows was/is being used currently...

You can't miss him. He was told to get rid of his Will code for food sign.

He can outbid anyone on Ebay. Anyone.

Did he start to believe all those In Soviet Russia jokes??

They called it West Ford since they thought that the original project name Can we just throw crap out the window of a spaceship, was too long, and maybe not easy to classify as Top Secret

He thinks he's being smart or something.

Think again: that's his costume.

They always get creative. They got tall coconut trees about 6 or 8 in a line near the diamond-link fence. One time, there was a huge spider web strung up between 2 of them, and a simulated 'copter caught in that web, with the pilot lying there on the ground, against a tree, legs splayed (really a dummy all suited up) with a reflectorized visor on his helmet.

This changes nothing.

Oh it does -- they've been renamed self-blaming cars. 3 Laws of Robotics never saw this coming.

Underneath that skin is a hyper alloy combat chassis: fully armored, very tough.

And finds editing quite a chore.