"We can't show you this video because we're super lame. Also GEMA is the shit. You should give them money."

Let's reword the headline to say what was really meant:

Attention whoring for an unoriginal idea.

This is just another iteration of the same pointless bullshit. By very nature, this hypothesis can't be proven right or wrong, and makes no difference either way. Stop fucking around and get back to work.

There's no way that thing's street legal. And if it is, you'll die the first time someone gingerly taps the driver's side. If you're lucky, you might ding their bumper in the process, but I wouldn't count on it.

Never have I been happier to be an independent contractor working at home. I know there are "solutions" to people like me already (like the oDesk spyware crap), but thusfar, I've been able to avoid them.

I'm going to go ahead and assume that anything with an eight character TLD is a scam. It'll save time.

So this is basically Smartlink, but for tennis.

I get between a few hundred and a few thousand USD for any given contract, and my clients actually expect their software to work. How does one go about getting this much money for a steaming pile of shit?

I don't, but no one will pay me for my real passion, which is being completely lazy and worthless, and I need money to survive.

Was disappointed.

What in the actual fuck does this have to do with the story? Did you even read the summary, or did you just pound out a generic "Murika hates brown people" comment when you saw "NSA" in the title?

Any headline which ends in a question mark can be answered by the word 'no'.

The people I know that harp on about bitcoin all the time think every last one of these is a plus side. Tax evasion? Taxes are robbery anyway. Assassination markets? Some people deserve to have bounties on their heads. Deflationary currency? That's exactly how you want your currency to be!

I find it very unlikely that this will dissuade anyone who thinks bitcoin is the bee's knees.

...The plot to fuck up basic CSS on the article. Seriously, half the header is off the fucking page. I've seen better CSS on Geocities pages.

Besides Fox News's dumb ass, who said "bitcoin killer"? Why the hell would it be quoted if no one said it?

Also, the rest of the article is clearly bullshit, but I'm pretty sure the comments above this one have already covered all the other ways in which the writer has failed.