Well no shit they're not eating cat food if they're losing money. Cat food is expensive!

Some asshat likes the theater. Good for them, but what part of this is 1) news and 2) worth the time it would take for me to read the whole summary, let alone the article?

Can anyone explain why we should give a shit that there are idiots on twitter who think "verified" is derogatory?

This just seems like an advertising of their new shipping services. I don't see anything that constitutes news.

That isn't the bug described. Having a 1 instead of a 0 does not constitute an extra character - that's just the wrong character.

They're going for the ironic share without reading. It's a good thing too - the article is complete shit.

So after recording someone entering the unlock combination, you still take multiple tries to figure it out?

Last time I tried DDG, all the results were spam. What's the point? If I can find what I need on a biased search engine, but I can't on an unbiased one, guess what I'm going to use.

You compare it against "many of the world's top currencies", and then reveal those currencies to include the Egyptian pound and the Nigerian naira? You ignore the wild surges and plummets that take place in very short time spans, then call it stable? You call it a currency at all, then compare it to stock? What is going through your head, the Meow Mix jingle on loop?

Since when is bitcoin's instability news?

Thank you, experts, for informing us that the type of people targeted by a demand for a rather large amount of money are those with deep pockets. I thought they were hitting up low income housing for $210k just to be assholes.

Just say "DNA" when referring to your company, as though it was a living thing. People will see that, assume you're being a pretentious, ignorant twat, and immediately disregard everything else you have to say.

"Someone disagrees with my point of view. That means they're in denial."

Who gives a shit? That's not actually what the spacebar is supposed to do in the first place. Besides, we already have the page down key.

If it's from buzzfeed, it's trash. I'm very comfortable using an absolute here, because even if it's verifiable and posted on other sites, buzzfeed will find a way to fuck it all up.