Of course they have waterproof cable connectors . . . because the things are liquid cooled! Do you think that liquid cooled computers were only for games?

If you get a chance to visit the IBM lab in Böblingen in Germany, they have some mainframes with plexiglass casings. The first thing that customer executives ask when they seem them, are, "Is that all that there is in them . . . !"

The next question is about the liquid tubes inside them. And then you need to tell the executives that the Internet is a "series of tubes . . . "

Although, I'd rather eat my own scrotum than program on one of these things.

No, the Democrats will still be blaming stuff on Bush in 2038 . . . that's when the 32 bit C Epoch ends. If there are any computer glitches then, the Democrats will blame them on Bush.

There will only be political posturing for the next two years. The Republicans won the battle for Congress, but they are fucked. They have no options. Obama has dictatorial powers now, and is exercising them

If Congress passes any laws that Obama doesn't like, he will simply veto them.

Even if Congress musters the required majority to override the veto, Obama can simply use his Executive Discretion to not enforce the law. This is the tool that he has used to stop illegal immigrant deportations. Hell, Obama could even declare carjacking legal, simply by saying that the department of justice will no longer enforce the law against it

The only thing that Congress could do, would be to blocking spending bills . . . which would shutdown the government . . . and would be political suicide for the Republicans.

So all you'll see out of Washington for the next two years will be political posturing . . .

Spoken with a Surrender Dorothy!" voice . . .

Acorns and Blackberries and Minnows just happen to be the three things that were removed from British Royalty member Prince George Michael's rectum after he fell asleep at the wheel of his SUV in London, ripped to his tits on drugs.

A bloke at the pub down the street told me that his sister works in a hospital, so he must know.

They also excavated a few hamsters and gerbils in duck tape

Coincidence? I think not!.

Once again, it's one rule for the Royal Family, and another for the rest of us!

I'm modding this up, just for the simple reason that I appreciate Slashdotters' humor. There is already a list of "The Lessor Known Programming Languages": http://esolangs.org/wiki/Lesse...

I'm sure that if Slashdotters get inspired, they will come up with a brilliant list of "Lesser Known Scripting Languages!"

I await your creativity!

I work with with a lot folks who have the Islam faith . . . but none of them would describes themselves as "Muslims". Hatice and Reha would tell you that they are Turkish, Karim will tell you that he is from Egypt, and Ali will tell you in better German then mine, that he was born in Germany.

None of them will tell you that they are "Muslim" . . . despite that their is their faith.

You should maybe pay more attention to your "arse" . . . it might have more intelligence than your brain . . .

No, actually, I've just been promoted :-)

I live in Europe and need to deal with these Muslim Troubles each day . . . I am really not looking forward to what the new on the TV will bring for me tomorrow.

Oh, a bunch of European leaders going to Paris? Take a quick glance at the security advises on CNN . . . the thing will be a Turkey Shoot for the Muslims!

If it was up your ass, you'd know . . .

Well, you, CaptianDork, are personally invited to travel to Syria or Irak to join the Islamic State or ISIS forces and join in their terrorist forces. They will be happy to "conform to the norm" of your opinions. Have fun! Don't let the door hi on your way out.

You will not be missed here!

The Christians were not doing anything about the Wesboro Church . . . be cause the Wesboro Church was not breaking any laws. They were annoying people.

Muslims going out and killing people, just for fun, are breaking laws in a lot of countries.

Like I said, if Westboro, had started shooting up folks, instead of just being bow-heads, some American folks would have turned them in to the police.

Regardless of their religion.

If you look at the business plan of the Westboro church . . . it was not even a church at all. It was a scam organization run by lawyers. They would come out and bother you, and if you tried to do anything about it, they would sue you.

A lot of folks, Christians or whatever, were trying to do something about them. And the law enforcement knew everything about them.

But, when push comes to shove, those Westboro Wackos didn't take their AK-47s out for a romp, which Muslims are tending to do today.

If Westboro had done anything violent, the law enforcement would have taken them out. Not any "Christians". That's not their job.