Comment Re:ha! Inuit diet. Hazda diet. (Score 2) 281
live like those people and flop over dead before your time
Being that alcoholism and suicide are leading causes of death among Inuits . . . those diets must make you feel miserable, too.
live like those people and flop over dead before your time
Being that alcoholism and suicide are leading causes of death among Inuits . . . those diets must make you feel miserable, too.
It's strange . . . we're worried about dying from Global Warming . . . getting hit by an asteroid . . . an Ebola epidemic . . . but nobody seems concerned that maybe the Earth could bust apart at its seems.
I, for one, would welcome the end of the Earth in some weird way that we never thought about.
. . . the trouble is . . . the training camp is probably conveniently located right next to a hospital or a school.
It's Dark Matter.
If anything's missing, the answer always is Dark Matter.
Can't find your car keys . . . ? Dark Matter.
Short on your mortgage this month . . . ? Tell the bank, "Dark Matter."
The Earth is not as hot as we'd like it to be . . . ? Dark Matter.
Yes, we were definitely confused. Back in the 80's, we were trying to do the fusion "cold".
Instead, this guy suggests now that we do the fusion "quick" instead.
I see an Ig Nobel coming for "quick" fusion.
. . . customer last.
Burma Shave.
It's a greasy, nasty-tasting meat with a mushy texture.
McDonald's has made a fortune with that. A McSnakehead might appeal to kids and metal heads, if they included a toy with it.
Those are the fish that can move 1/4 mile across dry land to find new places to live.
Well, that sounds like their weak point. Maybe we need to have Springfield Snakefish Days when it's dry and go around clubbing them?
The summary says that they hang out in shallow, grassy waters. Some geek fisher here must have some techie ideas involving radar and shotguns that should help the problem.
Wipe it before you leave the house.
Words to live by.
. . . or shake it three times. But if you shake it more than three times, you're playing with it.
because the "arrow of time" would point two opposite ways in the "meta-universe".
This is a seriously silly question, but has any serious physicist conjectured that the "arrow of time" could have more than two directions? I mean, like going sideways or something? And what would be the bizarre implications of that?
Problem is, nobody cares to do that study because there is no agenda driving it, and no funding, and no press would care.
It would be a hoot and a half if it turned out the Big Coal was funding the Fukushima studies:
"See! Nukes bad and evil! Coal healthy and wholesome!"
New Washington Post headlines . . .
"Hurricanes to slam the entire US coasts . . . and the stuff in between!" [click here to buy a hurricane survival kit]
"Martians land in Washington and attack the White House!" [click here to buy guns and ammo]
"Ebola epidemic hits US!" [click here to buy skin lightening cream, because only white folks will get the vaccine]
Credit ... is the only enduring testimonial to man's confidence in man. -- James Blish