Answer: Personal training, and a tube of K-Y
you should also make sure the phone is off (or at least on vibrate)

I think I'l wait for the third coming

i got the axe for becoming stoned

I think so but they will rename it to "cornhole"

20 in the back yard = new hummer,, sweet

I thought worms only lived in the dirt and my dogs ass

when your 65 it is not only food, but medication 1) antidpressant 2) aspirin substitute 3) sleep aid 4) tasty breakfeast drink

you can get fetchgals from source forge and let it run for a while, then rum the picture folder as a slideshow and you can have both hands free

since I started using Ubuntu I haven't been able to return to school ( not just because of the court order) beer tastes better, and my dog died

Just one more reason not to file taxes

I found one way to avoid abuse was to adopt a simple practice of sharpening your hunting knife at lunch

"Does it blend" works well for Laptop Hard drives, and you can add empty beer cans to suite your taste. Larger drives make unique targets for sighting in the 30-30. If you don't own a gun (convicted felon, wimp, ,,,) you can fashion it as a ground strap on your car and take a road trip

Just goes to show you that you should have used a stolen credit card,

can you discount a tird ?

in 25 years with a standby generator learned a few things. run the gen every month for an hour change the oil twice a year (regardless of use) change the gas (drain and refill) every 6 months A small metal garden shed with ventilation (box fan & turbine) keeps the weather out, and insulation will cut down on the noise. Changeover can be low tech with a breaker in the same location as the main shutoff will work ok (you will only experiance a mistake here only once with either a line man kicking the crap out of you or the sight of a full 5 gallon plastic gas tank melting)