"It's amusing to read such utter bullshit generated by a clueless fool like you who has never done time in prison."
No, I've never been to prison. But, I've watched the youngsters grow up, and go off to prison. Some little numbnuts gets in trouble for something extremely petty. He gets some probation, and sent home. He figures he got off lightly, so he continues doing what he got in trouble for, and maybe something a little bigger. He does thirty days in jail, gets more probation, and community service. During his thirty days, he makes some new friends, and those freindships are cemented with meetings at the probation officer's office, and community service time spent together. The knuckleheads dream up bigger schemes to do together, and steadily get into more and more trouble.
FINALLY - these airheads do something serious enough that the judge decides to throw the book at them, and two, three, six of them go off to prison, one after the other, as rapidly as the local court system can run them through.
And - here, they make NEW friends, and dream up new schemes - ad nauseum.
I've watched this shit happening for the past forty years. I've witnessed it. Not up close and personal, like the kids who are part of the system, but from front row seats.
Stupid punkass fool, huh? You figure that men only become men in prison? Really? How would all your prison buddies stack up against me and my buddies? Did any of your prison pals go into Beirut City in 1978? Did any of them ever quell a riot? How about hiking across the desert, just six men and an officer, through No-Man's Land?
"What's No-Man's Land" the boy asks. Well - that is the area BETWEEN two opposing armies. And, me and my pals weren't friendly to EITHER of the opposing armies.
Punk-ass.
I would define punk-ass as wasting years in prison over genuinely stupid fucking shit. Pot, meth, a few hundred dollars, maybe fighting over some skanky whore, armed robbery - stupid fucking shit. THAT is punk-ass.
I do manage to maintain some minimal respect for some convicts. But, when some dumb fucker pops up and starts putting me down because I never spent time in prison? Insulting me because I "don't understand"?
Fuck you, chump.
Want to know what MEANINGFUL punishment would be?
The first time some dumbass kid gets caught shoplifting, he's strapped to the flogging post in front of the court house, and given five lashes. Publicly. His mama can watch him take his whipping like a man - if he's capable of doing so.
Second offense? Double the punishment, plus a couple weeks community service.
Third, and greater offense? Double that punishment AGAIN. How many hard headed little punks are going to last to commit a fourth offense? He'll remember those last twenty lashes half killed him. He's going to be thinking that he might not live through forty lashes. And, instead of a few weeks of community service, he'll be facing a year on a road gang.
Punishment. Fuck sitting in the corner. No air conditioning. No cots. No television. Harsh fucking reality, sucking the life out of him.
Get serious, and stop whining at me about some missing time out of your life. I GAVE eight years out of my life, so that whining pussies could complain about THEIR years sitting in an air conditioned prison. How many years of your life have you given to your fellow man?