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Comment Relax people (Score 2) 38

I have it on good word from The Umbrella Corporation... Ahem... Monsanto, that there is nothing to worry about. This bacteria could in no way affect their GMO products. Nor did they have any involvement in it's creation. The reports of carnivorous plants attacking independent farmers and their families are simply not true. Their fields and homes were torched, ahem, sterilized simply as a safety precaution.

Comment Re:It's not trending. (Score 5, Funny) 371

No kidding. Back in the 80's 4-5 of us would pick up compact cars and move them onto the sidewalk out of drunken stupidity.

One of my friends had an MG back then. A couple of people lifted the rear end off the ground right before he was getting ready to drive off. While they were all laughing, he put the car in reverse and stepped on the gas. While laughing himslef, he asked them how long they thought they could hold it.

Comment Re:Meh (Score 2) 224

Most movie goers want an hour and a half to two hours of explosions

Think about it: When that's what they show, those are the people who will be going.

Then remember that those movie goers are actually so few people that the cinemas and MPAA continuously complain about lack of income.

You'd have a point, but the top 20 highest grossing movies says otherwise. There are still movies that are not 2 hours of gun shots and explosions, but they rarely do well.

Comment Re:Meh (Score 3, Insightful) 224

Will Hollywood react and install POS scanners on every theater door so patrons can "swipe" to see the next 3-minute micro-movie?

Hollywood has been reacting for years. Just look at a movie from 50 years ago compared to today. Lawrence of Arabia was considered the greatest action movie made. Today it would be a drama at best. Most movie goers want an hour and a half to two hours of explosions, choreographed kung-fu dance fights, and physics defying car/plane/spaceship chases. There's a reason Michael Bay movies do so well. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I enjoy the occasional explosion-fest too. Just look at the original Matrix movie. They spoon fed what the Matrix was to the audience, and there are still people today who don't know what it was supposed to be about.

Will they even bother selling popcorn and soda?

As long as movie theaters are in business, yes. That's where they make their money after the studios get done shaking them down.

Will Stephen King give up on novels and start writing really scary comic books 12 times a year?

We can only hope.

When everything in life warrants no more than 30 seconds of peoples precious time, good luck finding value or reward in anything you do. Even something fun.

Congratulations, you are starting to get the same type of mindset your grandparents have/had. Now get in front of a mirror and start working on your "get off my lawn" face. ;-)

Comment Re:This isn't how patents work... (Score 3, Informative) 408

These are the same kind of idiots that seriously think apple patented a rounded rectangle,

US D690,300 S

1. The ornamental design for a portable display device, as shown and described.

It's easier to see all of the images from this link: http://www.google.com/patents/...

They filed a patent for a rectangular tablet with rounded corners on Sept 14, 2012, and were granted a 14 year patent term on Sept. 24, 2013. But don't let reality get in the way of the Dunning–Kruger effect. That would be silly.

Comment Re:Moo (Score 2) 469

But the question is, given that any musician's ultimate target is to eventually have an audience, shouldn't how an instrument sounds to them be the quintessential point of evaluating the quality of an instrument?

Remember: Price and rarity are another set of entities altogether.

Giora Schmidt, one of the participants in this study plays a Hiroshi Iizuka violin. At the time the linked article was written he had been in the business of making violins for 30 years and was 61 years old. At that point he was just starting on his 285th violin. By comparison, there are estimated to be somewhere around 500 Stradivarus violins still in existence.

Comment Re:Freedom of Speech? (Score 2) 328

Slander someone? Libel them? Threaten immediate bodily harm? Extort? Divulge information during a trial despite court order? Reveal medical or financial information you become privy to in an official capacity?

I think you should be free to do all of that.

So you fully support what Senator Joe McCarthy did? Peoples lives were ruined over this kind of shit. And you really think that's fine? If someone takes out a full page add in your local newspaper with you face and declares you to be a pedophile, you think that's alright?

Speak against the authority of a judge or other court official in proceedings? Display contempt for said judge in open court? Swear at or otherwise intimidate a person being constrained to remain on the spot by law enforcement? ,Just interrupt or speak over the speech of a person being questioned by law enforcement at the time? Verbally challenge the policeman him or herself during his or her otherwise legitimate excercise of police powers? Give verbal aid or comfort to an enemy nation during time of war

And it's absolutely disgusting that all of these things are not considered egregious violations of free speech rights. Seriously, even if you want free speech to be at least partially restricted, how can you support this utter bullshit?

I'll agree with you regarding the verbal challenge of an officer. Even speaking out during a time of war, to a point. But shouting down a person who has been detained for questioning is interfering with a police investigation andis a stupid thing to support. You really believe that it would be alright to interrupt a judge in a courtroom during proceedings? Are you 12? Or just mentally ill?

Comment Re:In a perfect world (Score 0) 51

You have religious people denying evolution. For extraterrestrial life to be relevant it has to be visible with the bare eye, alien enough to clearly not be from earth and you have to bring it alive to the very presence of the religious person to prove that it isn't fake.

Funny. I thought the religious nut jobs were supposed to be the gullible ones who believe without proof and the atheist scientists types questioned everything. The last time I checked, we did have the technology to fake video of just about anything, Fortunately we have a government who has never lied to or deceived the public in the past, right?

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