...when leaving reviews. I have a lot of google reviews of restaurants and places that I have been. When service has been bad, I have left constructive criticism that is meant to help, not to just be an asshole. When service has been good, I leave a good review.
Thank you for telling us about the wonderful person that is you. I meet so many wonderful people on the Internet. Awesome jobs, never in debt, attractive to the opposite sex, and damn near flaw proof. All of them are so confident and witty with the reparte, and are so warm and giving of critique to others.
Then I go outside and wonder where all of these together people are. All I see are clumsy, overweight, plain or just plain unattractive folks working any number of menial jobs.
Then it hits me. You are not outside because you are all on the Internet, teaching me how to perfect me.
It is such a generous thing to do, that I barely can find the words to thank you.
But, thank you, wonderful person for being the wonderful person you are. I on the other hand, will endeavor to do better.
As usual.