I wonder how this will be affected by rust.

That's why the article claims that it's "0" in binary. He's got half a chance of being right, otherwise he was only off by one anyway.

It's the decompression time that will kill you (and cause the heat death of the universe).

112%, including the deceased and dogs

Instant best seller! Start the second run.

So, is Sony the new Dr. Frankenstein? I didn't realize that books had died.
Can we call these books Dr. Sony's Monster?

Garmin isn't alone. TomTom tried to send me into a lake in MN.

I think the only way this ad campaign works is with a duo. Bring Flava Flav along, a la "I'm a Mac".

Dogg: I'm an PC.
Flav: I'm a Virus.
Dogg: (produces a pistol) This is Norton

The two of them fire on each other until they both fall.

Are you suggesting I get a robotic mom? My wife has already vetoed the robotic girlfriend.

Actually, that might not be a bad idea. What do they have a la Rosie the Robot?

Funny and insightful are sometimes divided by a fine line. Maybe internet service providers should start advertising with the disclaimer that weight loss companies use when they show a success story: Results not typical.

I don't see why not. People have won it for less than that.

Not bat, but she's no Bennett Halverson. :P

It depends on if Bill was driving or if Steve threw it.

A point, a point, my kingdom for a mod point.

Don't worry about it. I hear the bartenders there are notoriously bad. Don't even know what "no salt" means. She'll be miserable.