Exactly. Anything that I don't like that other people claim to like must simply be explained by the fact that they are all lying about liking it.

Oh, the irony.

"Put that beer back in the can it were born in!" - you

Yeah, no archaeologist does that. Nice straw-man, though.

Those are all open source.

How is it possible that there are so many high scoring comments by people who fail to see the glaringly obvious joke here?

Also, there is no such thing (currently) as homo afarensis. Perhaps he means Australopithecus afarensis? But that is a different genus, and as such is not referred to as "human".

No, what you described is known as "liberalism", which, in the US, is generally associated with the center-left.

I believe you are getting in a huff over what is known as "a joke".

Right, because the only way to become a real adult is to have a kid. What the fuck? If that's your reason for having kids, you probably aren't mature enough to be having kids.

Crossbows. In my day, we actually had to draw the string back with our arms, not like today's lazy generation.

Because "compromise", in today's political climate, no longer means both of us meeting at the half-way point, but rather means you compromising and accepting my side of things.

Interesting to see people's definitions of cheap. I've lived in the US all my life and have never come close to making even 35k a year. I wonder how much I would need to live an equivalent life in Thailand?

Hey, this is Slashdot, where any code monkey is an expert on every scientific field!

Just because you aren't reading about something on Slashdot doesn't mean it isn't happening.