I believe this is actually the origin of Douglas Adams' point of referring to Earth as "an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea." --remember, he wrote that in the 1970s.

As my Father used to say:

"You're not actually sorry for doing it, you're just sorry for being caught doing it."

-DNA

Not exactly what you're asking for, but similar:

http://www.blockedinchina.net/

http://www.greatfirewallofchina.org/

http://www.websitepulse.com/help/testtools.china-test.html

http://viewdns.info/chinesefirewall

As soon as you talk about how to get around the Great Firewall of China...

...that method suddenly stops working.

(Somewhere in Beijing, a Zman adds "*.astrill.com" to the blocklist.)

I look forward to the inevitable abuse and ridicule of the humanities by most of the readership of Slashdot.

I'm sure I won't leave disappointed.

" Q: What operating systems are supported?

DiskCryptor supports any Microsoft operation system since Windows 2000. Windows 2000 support will cease with the release of DiskCryptor 1.0 which will require Windows XP or newer.

Other operation systems (like Linux, etc.) are currently not supported and no plans exist to add support.

Definitely will be #1 with a bullet in The Pirate Bay*...

(*) Unless the Pirate Bay has been blocked in your jurisdiction for your safety and to protect the children, citizen.