Comment stomping (Score 0) 146
The EU is sooo going to stomp on Apple's ass.
Actually, 50% of the people have below-average intelligence (assuming a Gaussian distribution)
Actually, 50% of the population have below median intelligence. We can't really assume a gaussian distribution here.
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