Sadly you are doubtless going to be modded troll, but really, what's wrong with this? If you want to live out in the rural sticks then you should be prepared to pay the cost of doing so.
Nearly 90% of the US, by population density, is "rural sticks". By your logic, no where but the east and west coast should have access electricity, telephone service, etc except by industry alone choosing to provide service.
It will cost you more money in taxes, more money for running water (pump and septic system upkeep), your roads will be less maintained, you may not have access to cable and will have to rely on satellite, you'll pay more for energy (having oil or propane delivered vs. natural gas out of a permanent connection), more in gas money to get places, blah, blah, blah.
Funny, but most rural areas do have municipalities which provide water services, septic services, and trash collection. As well, there tends to exist cable, natural gas, electricity, and telephone services; the latter two tend to exist everyone, although the former tend to be restricted to within or near city limits. The latter is a byproduct of municipalities being able to lure in industry under monopolistic positions. Without the effective subsidy of a monopoly, many industries would simply refuse to service such areas because of the risk involved (and the inherent poverty of rural life*).
This notion of subsidizing lifestyles is really annoying. If you want cheap fast broadband move to civilization.
Is it any wonder that the east and west coast are considered elitist with that attitude?
If you want clean air and open spaces move to the country.
The former should, for the most part, be a requirement wherever you live. You shouldn't have to live in the country to avoid cancerous clouds from industry or river fires; living in the country doesn't really protect you from this, anyways. Perhaps you'd have more perspective on this if you think about China's effective lack of regulation of pollution? As for open spaces, while for the most part this is a simple factor of what defines country (ie, population density), many cities, like New York City and many European countries, have recognized the value of having open, pedestrian areas and not endless crowded concrete. Sure, it's definitely not the same as the country, but it's hardly unreasonable to want a space for people to experience life both outside of their homes and outside of their cars.
*As pointed out by others further down the thread, and you, there's increases costs of living in a rural area. This is increased with the existence of monopolies. Further than that, rural areas inherently have greater difficulty providing high paying jobs (hence the suggest to "outsource to rural America"). Much like urban city poverty, many are in a position where it's unclear exactly how they can escape this poverty (being low skilled labor, rural poor seems likely to, if in large number, to move to an urban area to become urban poor).
This isn't to say cities don't give greater advantage and there aren't many people who would benefit from moving. But, clearly, nearly everyone moving to the east and west coast wouldn't magically solve the socioeconomic problems of people. Now, whether this justifies subsidies rural people is another thing, but one can't simply dismiss the situation with the false belief that rural life is some grand choice by people who have a reasonable expectation of a better life in a city. After all, if there was such a reasonable expectation, then people in a rural setting must either be irrational or value open spaces very highly. I am quite certain the latter isn't true.