So then, have the plane fly east to get to San Francisco! It will get there.

Granted it'll take a little longer. ;-)

Then I'll make sure to send the cake back to them...
...after I've eaten it. ;-)

I'm ordinarily the last one to defend Apple, but you clearly have no idea what a "patent troll" actually is. I abhor their use of dubious patents as a way to oppress any and all competition, but they do actually produce a product. Any if Google has been busy suing competitors, I haven't been hearing about it.

-a.d.-