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Comment Use multiple availability zones (Score 1) 45

If you have virtual infrastructure in AWS with high availability requirements, use multiple Availability Zones (AZs), which are distinct locations within an AWS Region that are distant enough from each other to provide isolation from common physical failures (fire, flood, tornado) but have inexpensive, low-latency network connectivity to other AZs in the same AWS Region (for reliable synchronous database replication, for example).

Comment And GPT-3 says... (Score 4, Funny) 9

Prompt: "Write a few snarky paragraphs on Slashdot regarding an article about how DALL-E is now becoming more widely available"

GPT-3 text-davinci-002: "It's about time that DALL-E became more widely available. After all, it's been almost a year since it was first announced.

This is great news for those of us who have been waiting patiently for a more user-friendly AI-powered image generator. No longer do we have to suffer through the tedious and time-consuming process of manually creating images!

With DALL-E, we can now quickly and easily create images of whatever we can imagine, without any of the hassle. So what are you waiting for? Go out and get yourself a DALL-E today!"

GPT-3 text-curie-001: "First, Slashdotters, we should be clear: DALL-E is not a sexual lubricant. It's a cleaning robot designed to clean up oil spills. Second, DALL-E is not a new product. It was released in 2010. Third, it's not available in stores. It's only available online, and it costs $3,000. Fourth, it doesn't actually clean up oil spills. It just collects the oil. Fifth, it doesn't work very well. Sixth, it's not really a robot. It's just a big metal box with a few sensors. Seventh, it's not actually the best cleaning robot out there. It's just the cheapest. Eighth, it's not really a robot, it's just a metal box with a few sensors. Ninth, it's not really a robot, it's just a big metal box with a few sensors that's controlled by a computer. Tenth, it's not really a robot, it's just a big metal box with a few sensors that's controlled by a computer that's owned by a company that's owned by a guy who's really rich."

Comment Re:Democrats are fully Corperatists (Score 1) 226

"No bacon," Palacios sighs apologetically, in accented English. "They don't let me."

She means police and L.A. health-department inspectors...Instead, she prepares dogs the only way the county Environmental Health Department currently allows, by boiling or steaming. Not grilling. And grilling is the only way to make a classic L.A. bacon-wrapped hot dog.

Comment Re: Legal but not moral (Score 2) 76

JPEG 2000 Part 1 is widely believed to be free of any patented technology (and certainly is by now in 2022).

However the patents at issue in this case are 7,830,967 âoeVideo Camera" which includes ways to "transform blue and red image data in a manner that enhances the compressibility of the data", 9,521,384 âoeGreen Average Subtraction in Image Data", 9,716,866 âoeGreen Image Data Processing", 10,582,168 âoeGreen Image Data Processing".

None of these patents appear to deal with wavelet-based image compression, but instead with the processing of green data within the RAW mosaic.

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