Comment Re:Stupids gonna stupid... (Score 0) 339
The great thing about Republicans' "alternative facts" is they cloud memory until reality loses all meaning.
replace them with the old steam powered catapults.
... with the steam generated by burning naturally clean coal. Progress, Republican style.
you can't build a wall like is being proposed in wet, marshy ground
Everyone said I was daft to build a wall on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. MAGA!
The poll raises three questions:
What constitutes a language?
Do you count closely related languages separately?
How well do you know a language?
It would be more informative if the poll spelled those out. My preference would be:
List general purposes languages, not task specific languages. (Python, yes. HTML, no.)
C variants count as one. Assembly variants count as one. Shell scripts count as one.
List languages you actually used to create something.
Unfortunately, the universe refuses to bend to my will, no matter how much I shake my fist at the sky.
The people who run the world have announced their intention to starve us to death..
Nonsense. I'm sure every Tuesday will be soylent green day. Om nom nom!
Donnie, the con man
Was a lying empty soul
With a Putin pipe, a Pinocchio nose
And a scam made out of coal..
Microsoft's updates are like a box of chocolates...
Computer: I've got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. [scans target]
Target: I reveal my Inmost Self unto my God: MAGA!
Computer: Sigh.
"Don't try to outweird me, three-eyes. I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal." - Zaphod Beeblebrox in "Hithiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
