Why does anyone need a self-driving car?
This is possibly the weirdest argument against self-driving cars - and yet it pops up time and again on this topic.
What if I told you I would pay for a chauffeur driven limousine for you? It would pick you up every morning and take you to and from work. You could shave, or sleep, or surf the net while he took you to work. He would drop you at the door, and you'd never again have to look for parking.
If you wanted to go to a club or party, you could get as toasted as you like and your chauffeur would drive you home safely.
Now, just replace "chauffeur driven limousine" with "self-driving car".