Welcome to your new home. Work 40 hours. There's extra money to be made; just look in the right places. Hey look on the bright side.

I was hoping that we would be using accepted standards of measurement such as how.many dootball fields are we talking about, otherwise.we switch to an unofficial unit e.g. the size of Texas. But then the natives might start acting like a superpower; at least we can still understand the language

We shouldn't be calling them refunds; they should be called "penalties"

Unconfirmed reports also mention that the passage from the Old Testament will be quoted in the instruction booklet; it's the part about Sodom and Gomorrah

He's the one staring at all the cameras, making a move when you try to.game the system. He's not a brother, but he's family

But then you're not counting the cable guy.

Youngster? I prefer ute

No brakes means they believe in stopping. No, that alien civilization is out there on their transports, just waiting for the juice to run dry, and declaring whatever asteroid or comet that they chance upon as their new ship/home

Sorry, I meant to say a plethora of undocumented alpha testers.

I told you 18th hole! At least I got these spare gloves from that whole thing.

I thought they didn't fit

Shut up

F*** giraffes, and f*** elephants. It's got to be something more standard, like football fields, or New Jersey. If it's small pick any of the townships there, like Camden.

Speak now, but to stop all Missouri dead in its tracks is the very definition of overkill in *any* dictionary

That 20 feet is no man's land, eh?

We'll also be ordering appetizers for everyone;
what about the vi vs emacs salad?

Translates to: We come in peace. Thousands, nay millions of light years to bring you this message: Girl power!