Telekom Hijacks DNS in Germany and replaces ads with their ads.

I know, but you ALREADY have your $200 elgato dock, right? :-)

You are actually right about the memory. Not sure about the SSD, which is ridiculously small. Come on, 256gb default on the 13"? Is this 2010? That's 200 bucks for a 512gb SD card. Oh wait, no SD card reader anymore...

the $4000 Microsoft iMac that runs windows? Thanks, but no, thanks. I am not the use case for that crap: painters and architects?

Nah, I pass.

And they already are as expensive as macs anyway

It appears as standard. When nothing maps to the the bar, esc is always there.

Now I want to see vi mappings for this bar!

Don't forget the $80 adapter from thunderbolt 3 to normal thunderbolt so you can plug in your $200 thunderbolt-to-usb dock where you can have a usb-to-ps2 adapter, connected to a ps2-to-xt keyboard adapter, though! IT'S MAGIC

Then get a model M and annoy the hell of your office mates!

Like that little computer named "chip"?

As I understand, it's pretty much consensus that more pesticides equals to less bees.... or am I totally wrong?

My machine is seven years old. It runs the latest mac os.

The machine I'm writing now is an Early 2009 Macbook. According to the "about my mac" menu, I'm running 10.9.5. So...?

Really? A LOT. People swear by fortran. Look at the codes running on the top 10 fastest supercomputers in the world. Fortran is about a third of it, if not more.