Attorney General Investigates Music Price Fixing 257
An anonymous reader writes "The Guardian is reporting that the US Attorney General has launched an investigation into whether or not record labels are engaged in price fixing of music downloads. From the article: 'The department of justice inquiry centers on the activities of the four largest record labels: EMI, Sony BMG, Universal and Warner Music. Subpoenas are believed to have been issued to all parties, with federal officials understood to be focusing on whether the companies have been colluding to keep the price of downloads artificially high.'"
Forgive me for plugging my site, but (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The parable of the two farmers and the customer (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The parable of the two farmers and the customer (Score:3, Funny)
Rule 1 of slashdot: (Score:1, Funny)
If you make a post-length analogy, you will get +1 insightful.
(Rule 2 of slashdot is that if you say "I know I'm going to get moderated down for saying this, but...", you will get moderated up.)
Re:can the record labels justify the expense? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Dupe :-( (Score:4, Funny)
You go ahead and get things started, we'll, uhm.... be along, you know, after awhile; but whatever you do don't come back here cause we'll all be gone.
bye
How dare they! (Score:5, Funny)
Do these busybodies not grasp that record company executives need to have two new luxury cars every year?
Do they not realise that by the time you've bribed DJs all around the world to play your music rather than the interesting demo some promising new band sent them, there's only enough money left for bonuses in the region of $20 million/year? How can record companies hope to continue attracting the best chief executives if they can only pay $20million in bonuses?
Re:The parable of the two farmers and the customer (Score:5, Funny)
What did you expect from BadAnalogyGuy?
I can see it now (Score:2, Funny)
EMI: ahhh, no.
Sony: no.
BMG: er, no?
Warner: what was the question again? oh, yeah, definetly not.
AG: Well, that settles that, sorry for the inconvenience. BTW, hot dogs and hamburgers at my place tonight.
Kind of like lottery tickets.... (Score:2, Funny)
Obviously it's not working. Verizon, would you please, PLEASE increase the price on ringtones? How about $19.95? Wait -- I've got an even better idea -- why don't you bill it at 20 bucks per ring? You'll get right on that? Thanks.