"Time-Traveler" Busted For Insider Trading 724
Chester sent in a story that has been making the rounds for a bit, but if you haven't bumped into it, "Yahoo! TV came up with this weird story about a guy who caught police's attention by gaining $350 million from mere $800 in two weeks. The twisted part is that he justifies his knowledge about stocks by saying he is a time-traveler from year 2256!"
is it me... (Score:1, Interesting)
Validity of Internet news stories (Score:3, Interesting)
So it just goes to show you that on the Internet, you need to check the source of news a little more carefully since tabloid news can have the same exact "look" as the real news.
Two minutes Googling reveals the truth (Score:3, Interesting)
The rest of the Yahoo web site is also funny, though. I did not know about it.
Time travel into the future of programming: http://mozart-dev.sf.net [sf.net]
Re:What's his address? (Score:3, Interesting)
Hey good idea for a slashdot poll,
What would you like to find out from the future?
When I will die?
Should I invest in RedHat and OSDN?
Will JLo's marraige last?
Do you know Cowboy Neal?
Will they ever make Survivor Redmond?
Time travel (Score:3, Interesting)
If a person devises a time machine, how can they both (1) travel back in time and (2) account for the displacement of the Solar System and its planets in that time?
For example, if he traveled back 200 years but remained in the same position, he would have appeared not in Wall Street but in space to quickly die in a vaccuum. The comfort of Earth would literally be billions of miles away.
Seems to be from the StarTrek Universe. (Score:2, Interesting)
Isn't this about the time the events in the StarTrek universe takes place?
GrimReality
2003-04-17 19:06:47 UTC (2003-04-17 15:06:47-0400)
Weekly World News plagarizes... (Score:3, Interesting)
Several months ago they ran a story about a woman who was killed when she believed that the rapture was occuring after a man dressed in a toga (headed to a costume party), driving a truck filled with inflatable dolls filled with helium (as a gag) crashed and the contents spilled and floated upward.
The names were changed, but the events in the story were identical to that of a story posted by alt.atheism regular Elroy Willis as part of his satirical "EAP" (Evil Atheist Press) articles. Of course, before they stole the story, some idiots had reposted it in various places and changed "EAP" to "AP", so it had turned into something of an urban legend [snopes.com] before that, but still -- it wasn't hard to track down the original author. Elroy said that he'd never been contacted by WWN prior to their publishing of the story.
Re:HOAX REVEALED! (Score:4, Interesting)
The dupes are getting worse.
The content is becoming hum drum.
Apparently so many are paying now, that there is no concern about losing readership now.
Weekly World News: not all of it made up! (Score:5, Interesting)
Occam's razor (Score:1, Interesting)
Actually, no. (Score:3, Interesting)
The story that was posted on the 12th was about tests of Video Messaging.
http://www.pcworld.com/news/article/0,aid,110158,
Re:Time travel (Score:3, Interesting)
More serious is possible disruptions to the time stream and what could occur to correct them.
Most significant is his new found wealth could ripple through and prevent him from being born, or affect society in such a way that he would have no need to make the journey in the first place. Thus he doesn't come back- But, he did come back or else he wouldn't have not come back... thus all hell breaks loose and the fabric of our collective perception of time unravels and the universe is destroyed.
Another possibility is the "everything that can happen does happen in an alternate universe". Problem with this is, ok, yeah he gets filthy rich here, but since it simply creates a new reality that by the theory would have been created anyways, he really hasn't accomplished anything.
Now, the time machine could have seperated him sufficiently from the space time contimuum that he is capable of changing past events without harming his own "past". But I don't expect to see that untill around 2885, according to my friend whose from 2886 and the Cartman TimeCo brochures he showed me. But then again I haven't seen that friend since Cartman called his future self an asshole.
Re:No basis in fact, 100% fiction (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:No basis in fact, 100% fiction (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Weekly World News...? (Score:2, Interesting)