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Journal by Pervertus on Tuesday March 02, 2004 @06:26AM

In my evergoing quest to find new ways to masturbate in my room, I tried ejaculating to a plastic bag. I'm now writing with jizz-stained hands!
Previously, I tried masturbating on the floor (takes too long to clean) and on a newspaper (makes a suspicious noise when I ejaculate, and generates too much trash).

My impressions: The best way so far, but still not as good as masturbating in the shower room. The problem in the shower room is that I can only masturbate in it if the house is empty or everyone's asleep.

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Interesting. (Score:2)

by Organized Konfusion ( 700770 ) writes:
- - Re:Interesting. (Score:2)
    
    by Organized Konfusion ( 700770 ) writes:
    
    of course it can.
    
    Also if you are on a page with loads of thumbnails opera can fastforward either using a mouse gesture or pressing CRTL-Righ Arrow. What this means is that it will be like a slideshow of the porn images.
    
    If you want to downoad them there is a links panel in opera, select all the thumbnail links and press quick download - it will download all the pictures into the directory of your choice.
    - - Re:Free tech support? (Score:2)
        
        by Organized Konfusion ( 700770 ) writes:
        
        you need to use the keyboard, we are working on a way to select all images with the mouse but at the momoent it is not possible.
        
        Re:Free tech support? (Score:2)
        
        by Organized Konfusion ( 700770 ) writes:
        
        It might do something without you realising.... "quick download" downloads into your default download location without poping up a dialog.
        
        I don't work for them but I do beta testing so I can get users concerns across.
        
        Re:Free tech support? (Score:2)
        
        by Organized Konfusion ( 700770 ) writes:
        
        Normally in My Documents... you can find the setting by pressing ALT-P then selecting Programs and Paths on the left hand side.
You might have answered this for me before, but (Score:2)

by bersl2 ( 689221 ) writes:

what's with the covert beating off? Are you that noisy? Are you paranoid? Of course, you're talking to the guy who, when he started doing it, did it in the living room, and who always got caught, especially when he did it while he was supposed to be doing homework.

And why try to be clean? I have come on every single article of clothing I own, with the exception of dress clothes.
- - Re:You might have answered this for me before, but (Score:2)
    
    by bersl2 ( 689221 ) writes:
    
    maternal entity.
    - - Re:You might have answered this for me before, but (Score:2)
        
        by bersl2 ( 689221 ) writes:
        
        my mother.

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