Dannon's Journal: Watching your diet for the New Year?

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

4. Italians drink large amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

that's the TRUTH!

[tuxette]

I moved to Norway, started speaking Norwegian, and my health improved tremendously. I just keep getting healthier and fitter. My English is going down the pipes though...

Happy New Year!

Damn the English!

[ces]

It's all their bloody fault.

Ahah, I knew it

[buffer-overflowed]

StB is trying to kill us with his .sig!

That magnificent bastard! ;-)

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This is why I ceased to speak english long ago

[insanecarbonbasedlif]

Now I just mumble incoherently, and let people try to guess what I'm saying. It's helped me survive tech support for years...