Pervertus's Journal: Masturbating while drunk

Guess what, people? I'm going to masturbate while I'm drunk for the first time! One of my roommates offered me a drink before he left to party (unfortunately I can't party because I'm sick), so I accepted the offer and drank vodka with beer - a good way to get drunk fast.
Actually I'm not totally drunk but quite buzzed.. but it can still make an interesting experience - especially because sickness is involved too.

You should last longer.

[Organized Konfusion]

Being drunk numbs your nervous system slightly, so it should take a little more wanking to get off.