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Journal ndogg's Journal: College parties, alcohol, and asininity

Ok, so I've learnt my lesson, don't go to college house parties. Wait, didn't I learn this lesson before? I thought I already knew that stupid people go to these functions for the entire purpose of getting even stupider. Asininity ran through my blood for a little bit, but then I decided that I didn't like that.

Now, here's the thing, I turn 21 in a few days, but nonetheless, I think I'll have something to drink. In spite of the fact that I hate to look asinine, I think I'll make an exception for my 21st birthday. I figure I've done it before, why not again?

Ok, so perhaps I'm underestimating the rewards of occasional asininity, but I'm not so sure. I saw some pretty f*cked up stuff tonight.

Here was the thing, the house party I went to was actually one of the better ones, IMHO. My former roommate was there, and he had some really good music. He was also able to keep it, to some degree, civilized, in spite of being somewhat tipsy himself. I'll admit that I had enough to drink to at least lose some of my motor complex, but not much more. Luckily, I just walked there, else had I driven, I'm not sure how I would have gotten back.

I think some of the alcohol is still having some effect.

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