winkydink's Journal: An even older dick found...

Boiiing!!!

What the fuck is up with this? Is there some contest going on to find the oldest dick? The spider dick-hunters in my earlier journal entry thought they had a winner. Now the winner is some fossil who's name translates as "swimmer with a large penis". What's next? The discovery of something named ancestorus johnholmesus? long dong silverfish? Sheesh. Get a life, or at least get over fossil penis envy.