Sanity's Journal: Welcome to the world of Puba!

Puba Health Concepts Inc
"Your life in our hands"

Congratulations on becoming one of the many healthy consumers that enjoy the Puba PaceMaker 3! We at Puba Health Concepts Inc would like to thank you or your employer for choosing a Puba affiliated physician to address your Cardiac care needs. Your new Puba PaceMaker 3 is equipped with state-of-the-art remote monitoring and control technology allowing us to modify your treatment as needed. We would like you to take a moment to read through the terms and conditions of use of your new Puba PaceMaker 3.

Terms and Conditions

1) By using the Puba PaceMaker 3 service you indicate your acceptance of the following terms. If this agreement is unacceptable to you, immediately discontinue use of the Puba PaceMaker 3. Violation of any of these terms will result in immediate remote termination of the Puba PaceMaker 3 service.

2) Your initial subscription payment is due immediately and must be paid within 7 days of installation of the Puba PaceMaker 3. Subsequent subscription payments are due monthly within 5 working days. Failure to pay within these time periods will result in immediate termination of service.

3) The Puba PaceMaker 3 contains proprietary intellectual property of Puba Health Concepts Inc. Any attempt to reverse engineer the Puba PaceMaker 3 or to circumvent our Technology Rights Management system will result in immediate termination of service. Additionally, under the terms of the New Century Treason and Theft Prevention Act, your body will become the automatic property of Puba Health Concepts Inc.

5) This document is the intellectual property of Puba Health Systems and any disclosure of the contents of this document to a third party will result in immediate termination of service. Additionally, under the terms of the New Century Treason and Theft Prevention Act, your body will become the automatic property of Puba Health Technology.

6) You may not make any statement, written or verbal, referring to Puba Health Technology in a derogatory, or defamatory manner, or otherwise damage the reputation of Puba Health Technology. Any attempt to pursue alternatives to the Puba PaceMaker 3 will be viewed as defamation of Puba Health Technology. Failure to comply with this term will result in immediate termination of service.

My favorite:

[bersl2]

Additionally, under the terms of the New Century Treason and Theft Prevention Act, your body will become the automatic property of Puba Health Technology.

Google turned up nothing for this very illegal-sounding Act they invoke. What a troll!

Re:My favorite:

[Anonymous Coward]

Google turned up nothing for this very illegal-sounding Act they invoke. What a troll!

You had one of those humor-lobotomies right?

Re:My favorite:

[bersl2]

No, just very gullible.

[smacks forehead]

I think I'll go hide somewhere now...

Re:My favorite:

[Anonymous Coward]

Were you not aware of the Prevention of Terrorist Dissent Act of 2002 which makes it illegal to publish any details of laws which the Department of Homeland Security designates as "Warm and Cuddly"? This has applied to half a dozen security laws in the past year, you won't need to know about them unless you are a Terrorist!

Excellent!

[Feztaa]

This kind of thing is exactly why we need freenet. Yes, I realize that it's fictional, but it's essentially what would happen if a company like SCO were to make pacemakers.

Keep up the good work.