notcreative's Journal: Self Indulgent Tripe

Oh, my life is so hard. My dog left me and my girlfriend ran away. I got my foot caught under a large woman on the bus and when I ate a blueberry muffin at the picnic there was a bumblebee on it, and it stung me so terribly. I also itch sometimes and when I look into a mirror I have to ask softly "Who am I?"

i understand your pain..

[nomel]

Why, my foot was once run over by a small child, who later peed on me. I'm beying forsed out of my houme (literalee), and I cant spel werth shit. :(