AsnFkr's Journal: YES I WANNA BE A SQUIRREL!

The new Dave Brockie Experiance CD came out yesterday, and after four (4!!) fucking trips to Best Buy the dumbassholes finally found it for me buried underneath a pile of dingo corpses. Here's a track that I'm currently hard for.

Dave Brockie Experiance-I Wanna Be A Squirrel

Oh yes I wanna be a squirrel

You know I wanna be a squirrel
Without a trouble in the world
I'd live up in a tree
And I'd be so happy
Yes I wanna be a squirrel
I also wanna be with you
Instead of haunting bars
We'd be out chasing cars

When we fall in love
We Can't pick the day
Squirrels they never fall
Happier that way!

Because I wanna be a squirrel

Oh yes I wanna be a squirrel
And would you be my squirrelly girl?
I'd throw my nuts at you
Then we'd have a chew
Because i wanna be a squirrel
I also wanna be a Narwhal
I'd swim around your boat
And you'd jump down my throat

When we fall in love
We can't pick the day
Squirrels they never fall
Happier that way!

Whistle while you work
Hitler is a jerk
Mussolini
Bit his wienie
Now It dosen't work!