AsnFkr's Journal: The Turd is a Divine Mistress

Pissgasms are old and busted. Shitgasms are the new hotness. Here's detailed instructions so you can have your own shitgasm in your own home!

Step 1: Dont poop for days. Weeks if possible.

Step 2: Take a fat steaming shit.

Step 3: While dropping the Huxtables off, use your stomach muscles to push the painfully large load of ass tribblets towards your prostate.

Step 4: Push fast enough to cause friction upon the prostate, but slow enough to make it last. (This takes practice)

Step 5: Cum. Everywhere. Gallons. Piss if you can. Cum more. Cum till you bleed. Cum till your neighbor bleeds. Cum till I bleed.

~fin