fustakrakich's Journal: L'affaire du Russia-gate

wherein, according to the lurid tale, the sinister Vladimir Putin, applying techniques from the Russian handbook for international intrigue, Rasputin Mind Control For Dummies, has wrested control of the U.S. Executive Branch of government and bends its policies to his diabolical will.

Sounds about right...

As for the rest of the article, I guess I'll just have to watch the movie.