Chacham's Journal: Verbiage: noone vs no one

I posted a joke on reddit, using "noone" in the title, and got a lot of hate in the comments, with every one of my replies modded down. I find that funnier than the joke. :)

Personally, i think "noone" has a different connotation than "no one". Well, not actually, but it is how it feels to me. I use the two word form when one is a number: no one person could eat all that. But the one word form sounds like nobody. Why not use nobody? I'm not even sure; i just think noone sounds better.

Not one person

[thechemic]

Cares.

Re:

[Chacham]

Bears

peter noone

[slothman32]

I'm not making fun of what you do, I use noone too.
Every time I see it though I think of Peter Noone.

Re:

[Chacham]

I read it as a compound word naturally. It actually takes me longer to see it as noon.