Journal zogger's Journal: Risk assessment for rich guys 4
Savvy investors, stay tuned to the risk of social unrest and make a killing!
That's right, taser stocks, tear gas manufacturers, plastic "detainee" cuffs, and don't forget to go long on black shinola jackboot polish! Security! Can't have any of those uppity homeless out of work street people interfering with the "viewscape" as you get in and out of your limo! Some of them actually smell bad, too, they just won't take a bath, and never clean their clothes! Disgusting wretches. To think, they demand food when they refuse to pay for it! And housing! Well, they had their chance when they refused our more than generous work offers, set at the agreed upon global minimum wage of $2.50 per easy 14 hour day. *More* than generous, we are being robbed blind by these incessant outrageous labor demands and we lose tremendous shareholder value. This is simply unacceptable and our crack risk analysis and intelligence people are warning us of this "unrest". So take advantage of the tip!
Good thing we have our security forces well prepared to deal with these insurgent terrorists, or should we just say, worthless lazy bums.
Don't read this if you want investment advice. (Score:1)
well...ok (Score:1)
...since ya asked nice and all...[looks around shiftily..lowers voice] concertina wire shhhhhhhh
I read it more as... (Score:1)
...risk assessment for the ruling (Liberal) elites -- if they raise taxes the honest, hard-working of the little guy might revolt, and if they cut spending the dishonest, hard-working-at-stealing-from-others of the little guy (like union members, mortgage loan fraud co-conspirators, etc.) might revolt. I'll be joining the rich in fighting the latter class, who got (by their irresponsible actions, including their votes) us into the messes we're in to begin with. If your socialist fantasy is for the underclas
Intro (Score:1)
You need to get together with Snowgirl and compare notes. She thinks I am a right wing fascist.
This is funny really