The following is a list of sigs I have had, or will have (in no particular order).
- I ache therefore I am, or in my case, I am therefore I ache - Marvin the Paranoid Android
- When you talk about damage radius, even atomic weapons pale before that of an unfettered idiot in a position of power.
- Never ask a Canadian about global warming during the winter. They'll just say, "Bring it on!"
- Camping Tip: Bear bells provide an element of safety for hikers in grizzly country. The tricky part is getting them on the bears.
- Camping Tip: Navel lint makes a handy fire starter.
Warning: Remove lint from navel before applying the match.
- We used to watch 2D video on a 3D box. Now we watch 3D video on a 2D box.
- Why is the sky blue?
Well, molecules in the air scatter blue light from...
I asked why, not how.
- Tango Lima; Delta Romeo.
- It's not how much gold there is, but who's wielding it.
- "This is E.G. Marshall inviting you to return to our Mystery Theater for another adventure in the Macabre. Until next time, pleasant dreams?"
- If the lessons of history teach us any one thing, it is that no one learns the lessons that history teaches.