camperdave's Journal: Sigs2

The following is a list of sigs I have had, or will have (in no particular order).

1. I ache therefore I am, or in my case, I am therefore I ache - Marvin the Paranoid Android
2. When you talk about damage radius, even atomic weapons pale before that of an unfettered idiot in a position of power.
3. Never ask a Canadian about global warming during the winter. They'll just say, "Bring it on!"
4. Camping Tip: Bear bells provide an element of safety for hikers in grizzly country. The tricky part is getting them on the bears.
5. Camping Tip: Navel lint makes a handy fire starter.
   Warning: Remove lint from navel before applying the match.
6. We used to watch 2D video on a 3D box. Now we watch 3D video on a 2D box.
7. Why is the sky blue?
   Well, molecules in the air scatter blue light from...
   I asked why, not how.
8. Tango Lima; Delta Romeo.
9. It's not how much gold there is, but who's wielding it.
10. "This is E.G. Marshall inviting you to return to our Mystery Theater for another adventure in the Macabre. Until next time, pleasant dreams?"
11. If the lessons of history teach us any one thing, it is that no one learns the lessons that history teaches.