Journal banky's Journal: FLASH: Draft's of Ahmadinejad's letter 1
Through secret contacts I have obtained a "rough draft" of his "Letter to the American People".
"I consider it extremely unlikely that you, the American people, consent to the billions of dollars of annual expenditure from your treasury for this military misadventure. But I've read your tax code and clearly it is a work of satan, so maybe you aren't entirely sure what's going on there."
"Now that Iraq has a Constitution and an independent Assembly and Government, would it not be more beneficial to bring the US officers and soldiers home, and to spend the astronomical US military expenditures in Iraq for the welfare and prosperity of the American people? As you know very well, many victims of Katrina continue to suffer, and countless Americans continue to live in poverty and homelessness. Also you're costing us a bloody FORTUNE in RPG-7's and Semtex."
"I recommend that in a demonstration of respect for the American people and for humanity, the right of Palestinians to live in their own homeland should be recognized so that millions of Palestinian refugees can return to their homes and the future of all of Palestine and its form of government be determined in a referendum. This will benefit everyone. You guys know where Palestine is, right? I mean you've never invaded it before, so, maybe not so much."
"It is possible to lead the world towards the aspired perfection by adhering to unity, monotheism, morality and spirituality and drawing upon the teachings of the Divine Prophets. By the way, read the inscription on the Dome of the Rock for our thoughts on just how 'divine' your prophet is; we are currently offering competitive jaziya rates for our distinguished Dhimmis."
"I pray to the Almighty to bless the Iranian and American nations and indeed all nations of the world with dignity and success. Like the success we've had with our nuclear program. Totally gonna nuke the Zionist pigs. Kisses, Mahmoud."
You know I might actually like the guy if (Score:1)
Iran's human rights abuses are horrific.
His speech writers ROCK though.