Ethelred Unraed's Journal: That's not a knife(block)

THIS is a knife block.

No word yet on whether BoE has ordered one.

Christmas present

[jawtheshark]

... for my mother in law... ;-)

Whoa...

[Penguin Follower]

That'd be a little scary to see if you had just met the woman and you go back to her place after dinner and that knife block is sitting on her kitchen counter...

LOL

Think Geek

[Shadow Wrought]

They have these, too. Plus you get geek points;-)

For an "All Men are Bastards" Knife Block,

[Morosoph]

It does seem to be rather short on tackle...

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[Ethelred Unraed]

Already been lopped off, obviously.

Shades of John Wayne Bobbitt!

Cheers,

Ethelred

Doh!

[Morosoph]

Sort-of obvious, really.

A block designed to give men a eunuch experience...

hopefully

[subgeek]

hopefully for your sake you haven't been admiring her new knife block in the mirror.

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[Ethelred Unraed]

So that explains these strange pains I've been having.

Cheers,

Ethelred

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[subgeek]

and the faintness. that's blood loss, my friend.

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[Ethelred Unraed]

*thud*