frankie's Journal: Dear Fellow Republican (part 2)

Followup: last week I received a hand-stamped envelope from the RNC. Enclosed (without comment) was my survey form and my check (uncashed). Apparently at least one person in the RNC mailroom correctly interpreted my survey response. Total cost to the RNC: labor, paper & postage for 3 mailings (survey, reply, rejection). However...

On monday I received yet another machine-stamped envelope from the RNC. Enclosed was ... the SAME SURVEY again (with a new serial ID number). Apparently that clueful mailroom staffer didn't talk to a clueful database staffer and delete me. I quickly filled in the bubbles same as before, popped in the same 2 cent check, and off it goes with prepaid postage again.

p.s. Back on Valentine's Day I got a fundraising call from the DNCC. I had a grand time haranguing the guy over the Dems' spinelessness. No donation for you, not even 2 cents.

March 9, Followup to the followup: I received a 4th letter from the RNC yesterday, returning my second survey same as above. Will they go for the trifecta? To be continued...

You are clearly a dangerous moderate

[smittyoneeach]

You must immediately swear allegiance to the extreme position of your choice.
Non-polarized citizens will not be tolerated.
Get extreme, and be counted!

Re:You are clearly a dangerous moderate

[nizo]

Hehe.

I wonder if the two cent check would actually cost them money to cash? And now you have me trying to think of a plot to make them waste more money (maybe signing up a variety of names at the local Republican office or something, muhahaha).

Smarter than a postage machine

[amightywind]

Wow! You sure did prove your intellectual superiority over that postage machine. That'll teach it.