frankie's Journal: Dear Fellow Republican,

You are among a select group of Republicans who have been chosen to take part in the official CENSUS OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.
Enclosed is your new GOP CENSUS DOCUMENT which was assigned and prepared especially for you as a representative of all Republicans living in your voting district.

In other words, sweeeeet. And this is less than a year after my previous census, so apparently they didn't run screaming to the database and delete me as I expected.

A few highlights: I don't mind air strikes, but generally oppose Bush's "security" policy. I agree that Congress should reduce spending, but I don't mind the Death Tax(tm). Yes, students, teachers, principals and administrators should be held to higher standards (I also hold census question writers to high standards, and this one should be fired). I oppose federal abortion laws (pro or con), the Marriage amendment, and the Bush retirement plan. We should work with the UN, and quit blowing money on star wars defense.

Last but not least:

(X) Yes, I support the RNC and am enclosing my most generous contribution of:
( )$500 ( )$100 ( )$25 (X)Other: $_0.02__

Yep, I'm a certified RNC donor & member. I hope to do a vanity search for myself on http://opensecrets.org in the near future.

Why do you encourage political snail spam?

[Marxist Hacker 42]

I get these letters from *both* the Democrats and Republicans- but I'm not stupid enough to give them money for clogging my mailbox. If I'm going to give money, it's going to be to a specific candidate, personally, and I'm going to tell him why to his face so that there's NO misunderstanding.

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Re:Why do you encourage political snail spam?

[frankie]

That's certainly what I'm hoping. Last year I sent 2 pennies taped to the letter, but apparently the envelope unstuffer just pocketed it. This year I sent a check.