daniil's Journal: The diaries of a Roman statesman

You really shouldn't be reading this. Please don't read this JE.

It is said that Emperor Nero once gave birth to a little green froggie. He kept the frog in his palace, ordered a special room to be built for it to live in, fed it salad leaves and flies. The flies had all been caught live by a slave of Nero's. The frog would never eat dead flies.

And then one day a flying saucer came to take the frog away. Nero wouldn't let them do it at first, for he had grown attached to the little froggie. So they burned the place down. The city of Rome. Nero was so shocked, he could only watch it burn down and sing sad songs.

I'm sure you knew all this already. They must've taught you this back in school. What they didn't tell you, however, was that Nero also gave birth to a tapeworm. Now this was by far the most miraculous thing to have happened, like, ever. The pyramids are nothing compared to this!

The tapeworm, too, had an alien father. Of course this is all metaphorically speaking, as these aliens didn't have these different sexes the way we do. They did have sex, though, but mostly with animals. There was, however, this one alien pervert who had sex with Emperor Nero. As a result of this union, Nero gave birth...to a tapeworm.

It was not just a tapeworm, it was a RED tapeworm. And it was the biggest tapeworm ever to be born -- Nero had to walk around the block three times before it was all out. By that time, the red tapeworm had eaten two slaves and one senator. And this is where this story will come to an abrupt end, because that poor senator was me.

Oh dear

[FidelCatsro]

Have I started some sort of insanity trend by murdering that gnome , I didn't mean to drop the pasta on his head ,but he was going to tell the police about my stash of midget porn . I couldn't let him do it so I dropped pasta and parmesan on his head and made him into a tuna salad . If you tell anyone I am coming after you with a gravy cube

Re:Oh dear

[daniil]

Heh, no. It's not your fault that I can't write a normal sci-fi story (see my past JEs for evidence). This one started off as an IM conversation with a friend: my stomachache somehow turned into a story of a girl who has sex with an alien and then gives birth to a...tapeworm. But I didn't have time to write that story last night, so I changed the character into Emperor Nero.

Re:Oh dear

[FidelCatsro]

heh well that's a weight off my mind ;)

Re:Oh dear

[mekkab]

holy isht, did you get mod-bombed in your own journal?!? Thas FXXRD!!

Everyone lies. All the time. Everyone presents themselves not as who they are, but as who they want to be and who they want to be perceived as.

Best of luck in your future endeavors; slashdot has been crashing and burning anyways; now is as good a time as any to jump ship. Me? I'm gonna burn it down.

"cleansing" or not

[anonymo]

Because you don't allow reply to the journal entry about quitting Slashdot, probably you're serious about it.
I suggest keeping your account and consider returning one day. I was off-slashdot in ca. 2-3 years due to other interesting things. Maybe I will turn away Slashdot again I don't know.

That you "pretended" being a boy is a new thing to me and others too: I was never ever sure wether you're boy or girl - and I don't care about it either. Btw there are several girls submitting "incognito" even these days

Since you won't let us....

[Tau Zero]

... say how utterly un-shocked we are by your revelation [slashdot.org] in the appropriate place, and how it doesn't matter, and how you're still quite cool (hey, I'm a heterosexual male, I'm predisposed to think of you that way ;-)....

I'll say it here.

Hey, don't leave! It's just starting to get good.

hey

[weierstrass]

daniil / whatever

i just wanted to say that i always really enjoyed reading what you wrote.

so i guess i'll always look out in case you got a new journal. i'm sure i would recognise your writings if i saw them.
otherwise, i'll miss you..

the quote at the bottom of this page says:
"You are not a fool just because you have done something foolish -- only if the folly of it escapes you."

good luck,
weierstrass